There's an idea...

Jay Leno's monologue on The Tonight Show a few nights ago:

Hillary Clinton is taking a month off from her job as senator to rest up from her campaign.

How does that work? You've been neglecting your job trying to get a better job. You don't get that job, so you to take a month off from the job you were trying to get out of and go on vacation.

Imagine if you tried that with your boss. "Hey boss, listen — I've been looking for another job, and I'm exhausted. I want to take a month off. Here's where you
can send my checks."